| - Welcome Home General Information:
Full Name: Brian "None of your business" Bolen
Height: 6' 2" (I'm really letting my hair go recently)
Marital Status: Single
Hair color: Dark Brown
Eye color: Blue-ish, grey-ish, green-ish, take your pick
Shoe size: 12
---------------- ARE YOU:
Quiet or Loud: usually more loud
Weird: Not as weird as Tom (what doe quintessentially really mean anyway?)
Athletic: In my mind
Slutty: No
Dirty Minded: If by dirty you mean wishing to have a very sexually active marriage someday
Bored: why else would I be doing this?
--------------------DO YOU:
Believe in Love at First Sight: Not really. If people want to try and make their lives sound more romantic I guess they can lie to themselves like that.
Believe in Fate: Yes, God's plan is our fate. We are powerless against it.
Believe in God: More than I believe that I exist.
Own a Cell Phone: Yes
If Yes, Can I Have Your Number?: sure it's 555-shut-up
Smoke: Not recently
Drink: occassionally, but never while under contract and not on Sundays because you can't buy alcohol in Grandville.
Do Drugs:
No, can't you think of something more fun and lasting to spend your money on? Go buy a movie or something.
Do You Ever Want Any: Any what? Oh, I know. Yes as a matter of fact I was wanting another lava lamp.
Have Any Piercing(s): no
Own a Pair of Leather Trousers: No, what's a trouser? "I'm from Michigan" -Mean Girls
Have Any Pets: Yes, everyone loves Skippy! He's sleeping next to me right now. Chris loves him so much that his family copied ours and got an exact replica.
Have Any Allergies: Yes, Ragweed.
Want to Get Married: Yes
If Yes, Is There Anyone You Want to Marry?:
Are we in Jr. High here? If you don't know the answer to this
question get off the computer call me up and we'll hang out and you'll
figure it out within the first hour without asking.
Want to Have Children: Yes, but I don't what to have to take care of them, see them, or feed them. Just kidding.
------------------- HAVE YOU EVER:
Bungee Jumped: No
Been Scuba Diving: No
Been Skinny Dipping: Yes
Broken the Law: Yes
Ever Made Yourself Throw Up: No
Smoked a Cigarette: Yes
Cried in Public: I'm a man of course not. Real men don't cry. ;)
Ate an Oyster: No
Kissed Someone of the Same Sex:
I pretended to kiss Ross at his wedding in an attempt to get people to
stop ringing those bells. A sucessful attempt at that.
Obviously, nobody wants to see that.
Been Jealous of Your Best Friend(s): No
------------------ FAVORITE:
Food: Pizza
Drink (Non alcoholic): Mountain Dew and Water.
Drink (Alcoholic): Smirnoff Twisted (Green Apple)
Color: Maize and Blue
Film(s): Anchorman
Song(s): Every New Day - Five Iron Frenzy (that will never change)
Method of killing someone:
I think my favorite method most recently was taking a car with two
people who couldn't swim in it and driving off the pier but bailing
just before I reach the edge. (I did this in GTA: San Andreas and I
think the part that made it most enjoyable was the cinematic clip where
they flew off the pier in slow motion and you can hear their slow
motion screams. Slow mo audio is the best.
flavor crisps: The sound rather un-flavorful
Gum: Eclipse Polar Ice
TV show(s): Pardon the Interuption and Around the Horn
Place: Probably Chi-town
Animal: A liger
Sport: Baseball, it's america's pastime
Author: C.S. Lewis
Day of the Year:
I would say anyone who has one of these is retarded but Jill might get
mad so people who do have one of these must be highly intelligent.
Month: July, July
Part of Your Body: It's called the octagon... No, just kidding, I think my arms are pretty well defined.
----------------- PREFERANCES:
Hot or Cold: Cold
Cake or Pie: Pike
Chocolate or Sex: When permitted by myself I will definately vote Sex with chocolate
Day or Night: Night
Coke or Pepsi: Coke, duh
Happy Endings or Surprises:Surprises,
good luck on surprising me though. It'd have to be a happy ending
to surprise me because I always assume the worst scenario.
Hugs or Kisses: I'm gonna go with hugs from everybody except Jill
Summer or Winter: Summer
Sunrise or Sunset: Sunset
One Pillow or Two: Four
Is the Glass Half Empty or Half Full:
Half empty because a glass's purpose is to be full of something so if
it is not fulfilling it's duty that is what you highlight because it is
more surprising than the glass being full.
Jelly or Ice Cream: Ice Cream
Black or White: Is this a race question? Where's my stereo?
Christmas or Birthday: Christmas
Live Forever or Die Happy: Die Happy
Silver or Gold: Platinum
Chocolate or white chocolate: White Chocolate Mocha
------------WHAT MAKES YOU:
Happy: Jill, sports, traveling (not with my family), food, sleep, music.
Unhappy:
sports, my tax dollars being spent on social programs, liberals, people
who profess to be Christians but it makes no impact on their daily
lives, people who use biblical values to argue with me when they don't
live those values (there's a lot of overlap in those last three),
hunger (mine not others), crappy music (Country and Pop), Education
classes.
Laugh: Will Ferell, people who are extremely stupid and don't realize it, San Andreas.
Cry:
I haven't in a long time. The last time it was because people I
respected chose to judge my faith and devotion without much real reason
behind it beside confusing their priorities with mine. My respect
for them has decreased.
Confused: I'm gonna go with liberals again. Seems they have little ability to use common sense. and that trousers word.
Angry:
Women drivers ;), People who judge me and are much worse than I (when
my friends who are making valiant attempts at holiness judge I try to
listen and not get angry), liberals again.
Scared: Poeple's incompetence behind the wheel I often visualize myself being slamed into by almost ever other passing motorist
Embarrased: That I often come off sounding like I'm perfect while I realize that that is far from the truth.
------WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU:
Were Hung Over: Never
Betrayed a Friend: It's a regular practice while playing Age of Empires but I haven't done that in quite a while.
Threw Up: I was 10 and I had food poisoning from dougnuts from Hart, MI.
Fell Over: I fell off a ladder at work on friday because I was in a hurry. It wasn't a big deal.
Had an Argument:
My dad told me to clean my room and I told him I didn't feel like it (I
am 21 people). He proceeded to tell me that I "had better not go
downstairs empty-handed". As he started to turn to go downstairs
I informed him that he shouldn't ask me to do something that he himself
wouldn't be willing to do. We both brought a couple of handfuls
of stuff downstairs.
Ate Sprouts: Never, I believe I may have tried them at some point and immediately regretted the decision.
Made a Prank Call: Ross and I used to do this back in Junior High. We rarely got them right which was the funniest part of it all.
Stole Something: I took a pretty nice harmonica from work on Saturday but we were going to throw it out anyway.
----------WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON:
You asked for advice : Andy, I needed some Fantasy Basketball insight.
Asked You for Advice: I think this was also Andy. I think it was about what route to take in San Andreas.
You Dreamt About: I haven't dreamt in ages. I don't fall asleep until I'm exhausted.
Hugged You: Jill, last night, goodbye
You Bit: Jill, rar
You Tickled: Jill
You spent time with (alone): Jill, If I say Jill again someone might hit me.
Went Shopping With: I think it was Best Buy with Ross. Jill rode with me to EB but that doesn't count because she stayed in the car.
Who told you a Secret?: It's a secret
You Phoned: Ross
Who Phoned You: Jill
You Emailed: E-bay, unsuspend my account you bastards
--WHAT’S THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND:
Grass: Did I really burn that whole field of hash?
Zebra: It's basically an overpriced horse
Red: right ankle - The Decemberists
House: party
Space: Myspace?
Teapot: Does anybody use those anymore? Oh yeah, Erin does.
Doughnut: Mmm, Doughnut
Lamp: “I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava”
Peter: 's girlfriend is a weiner dog.
Paul: the apostle
Turnip: I'm not sure I've really ever seen a turnip
Cabbage: Carnies
------------ DO YOU KNOW: (Answer Yes/No)
What an Asparagus is: yes
What Noise a Rhinoceros Makes: Yes
Who Was the Prime Minister Before Tony Blair: no, who cares about Brittain.
The Name of a Poisonous Snake: snakes aren’t “poisonous” they’re venomous… but a viper is a venomous snake
Which Actress Played Phoebe Buffet in Friends: no
What Band Harry Judd is a Member of: No
What Number Pi is Equal to (2 decimal places): yes, 3.1415
Whether Oysters Are Alive: yes | 
